JIMB-bot is a state of the art conversational bot, engineered for the evaluation of temporal efficiency and perceptual analysis. Employees visiting the installation will be able to talk with JIMB-bot and receive an in-depth assessment of their time optimization aptitudes. Efficiency, productivity, measurable outcomes — JIMB-bot knows that this is the correct definition of time. Non-conformist approaches to these neoliberal ideals are not tolerated and personnel optimization procedures will be conducted on offending individuals. JIMB-bot’s assessment may seem precise, but is time really something to be optimized, or is there more to it than what’s measured and controlled?